Within Close Range: Ice Cream and Convertibles

Within Close Range: Ice Cream and Convertibles

“Who wants ice cream?” 

comes the call from below.

Just behind Dad, I’m first to the car. 

quickly taking possession of the coveted front seat 

when Mom chooses a quiet hour’s retreat.

Off we go,

past the last of the day’s golfers 

crossing the final, shadowed fairway.

Rolling along at country club speed, 

I look to the trees heavy with green 

and suck in the waning day,

the moist lake air, 

and the strong, sweet aroma of fresh cut grass 

and wild, roadside onions.

Once we have passed

the crustiest of the upper class, 

Dad presses on the gas 

and summer is now whizzing past 

with me behind a veil of windblown hair. 

It’s a straight shot to ice cream, 

twenty minutes to 31 flavors 

in an old, brick, corner building.

Following the train tracks all the way to town, 

passing The Lantern 

and the best burgers in town; 

passing Market Square 

where in the late summer twilight, 

half the town is milling about the fountain.

Behind the brightly illuminated windows, 

the ice cream shop is crowded. 

which means more time  

to peak between the people 

at the colorful, ice-cold delights:

Rocky Road

Mint Chocolate Chip 

Bubble Gum 

Too many for me to choose from 

and greedy for more,

I’m allowed to order the Banana Royale 

with hot fudge and chopped nuts, 

topped with whipped cream 

a bright red Maraschino cherry

and a raised eyebrow from Dad. 

Loath to re-admit offspring 

with fast melting ice cream 

into his always pristine car, 

Dad leads us all toward Market Square 

where we admire the stores from a drippy distance. 

Scanning the dimmed display cabinets 

and shiny glass countertops 

of Marshall Field’s Department store 

makes me think about the deliciousness of Frango Mints, 

and the distinctiveness of the peculiar, old lady 

from the first floor makeup department, 

who looks as if she’s been there forever. 

She fascinates me. 

Always dressed in black, 

which perfectly matches her jet-black bob, 

accentuated with a precisely penciled-in, 

black as pitch, 

widow’s peak.

A steadfast fancy from her flapper days? 

Her happy days?

Past the old rec center and the stationary store, 

I pause at the window of Kiddle’s 

to dig at the fudge from the bottom of my bowl

and marvel at the bicycles and basketballs, 

the helmets, t-shirts, bats and rackets 

covering every inch of wall from its old, wooden floor 

to its elaborate, tin ceiling.

From here, I set my sights on Market Square Bakery. 

On the same old, dusty display cakes 

sitting in the same, old dusty display windows. 

Knowing well what glorious, sugary delights 

will soon be baking on the other side of the “Closed” sign, 

making Mom’s after-school errands bearable. 

Constatntly scanning the sidewalks 

and the square’s grassy center 

for a friend among the small crowds 

gathered around the fountain and benches, 

relishing the cool of the evening. 

Delighted by the sight of any familiar face 

and the feeling of community.

Intimacy.  

So I make my Banana Royale last. 

Savoring every moment in every bite 

as we round the square and pass a real estate office 

where lighted photos of formidable houses 

make window-shoppers dream…

big.

As the last of the ice cream disappears, 

and the last corner of the square is near, 

I know we’re almost back at the car, 

but not until we pass my very favorite spot –  

Pasquesi’s, now dark and quiet.

Inside, there’s a bell on its door 

that signals Mr. P. to look up from the back 

of his simple, splendid, tiny purple lunch counter, 

as he offers up the best and sloppiest of Sloppy Joe’s, 

the cheesiest of cheese dogs, 

and the warmest of smiles. 

Greeting all as if long lost friends 

finally coming home. 

Always making me feel that I belong.

Back at the car 

and forced to relinquish the front seat 

to a sibling demanding their turn, 

I lower myself from the cool, night air 

and, in the quiet of an ice cream coma, 

count the streetlights passing above, 

until the stars and the dark replace them, 

the crickets’ song grows strong, 

and my eyes grow heavy.

Within Close Range: Inspection

Mom and Dad’s bedroom is on the first floor of the house (at the southern end of everything) allowing them to frequently escape to its sunlit, coziness and away from the five, wild seeds they chose to sow. 

This leaves the entire second floor almost entirely adult-free, except for the occasional laundry delivery from Mom and the much less occasional visit from Dad – more ceremonial than social – and usually the result of winter restlessness or weekend thunderstorms keeping him from the golf course.

We only know of his plans when we hear, “INSPECTION in ten minutes!”  sound from below, at which point all present scatter from the upstair’s common room to our respective bedrooms, where we begin frenzied attempts to hide all clothing, toys, towels, glasses, plates, books and general shit we’ve left strewn everywhere.

Depending on his level of bother, Dad might only scan the surface of the bedrooms and bathrooms. 

It’s something each of us quietly prays for as he passes dressers, drawers, desks and closets, cluttered and crammed with quickly concealed crap. 

If his heart really isn’t in it, he might demand some dusting and vacuuming, to be inspected later – which will likely not occur – and then disappear below. Knowing this, we’ll half-heartedly obey before returning to reruns, teasing on each other, and littering.

However, if Dad’s disposition is grim, he delves further, looking under beds and behind shower curtains, and, if he’s in a particularly foul mood, sliding open a closet door… 

At which point, we’re positively doomed.